Champagne

Champagne is a sparkling wine from the Champagne region of France. As a protected appellation the methods, grapes and geographical location must all be approved; those making counterfeit Champagne can legally be executed. There are three approved methods of execution; Brut in which champagne bottles are shaken and corks launched at the prisoner until they are dead; Sec in which the prisoner is drowned in a comically over-sized bottle; or Doux in which the prisoner is put into the grape vat and trampled.